The Cover

Freaks' Thoughts

Our first book is finally out, this 182 page collection includes the very first poetry from Hug-Loving Freaks(a closely united group of people that you want to be just like). If you enjoy the poetry that is on this website then you are entitled to take a personal view into our lives and dreams.

Sample
Click here to read the intro.


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Order Through Amazon.com - Amazon was the first major On-line Bookstore, and continues to be the biggest bookstore on the net, with all of the other companies using their site as the standard for the field.

Order through Borders.comicon - Borders is like the "Mother" company for the huge mall bookstore chain, WaldenBooks. But, for some reason Borders carries our books, and WaldenBooks doesn't. Perhaps if everyone who visited this site went to WaldenBooks and requested Freaks' Thoughts then we can get them to carry us... Be sure to e-mail us and let us know how it went.

Order Through Barnes&Noble - Barnes and Noble has dominated the Book Store world for a long time now, though we've been having problems getting them to carry the book as well. I've talked to quite a few store managers on the phone, and most of them told me they would order it from Ingram right away, but I haven't recieved any orders yet. Again, if you have a Barnes and Noble store in your area, stop in one day for us and ask them to carry our books.

Order by Check - Yes! You can order directly from Archflambeoth! However, because of our lack of funds WE DO NOT HAVE A SECURE SERVER! The actual threat of someone accessing your information, then being able to use it in some way, it pretty rare though, so your transaction should be safe. Just thought we'd warn all you paranoid folks so you don't figure it out later and get mad. Because most of the other stores buy their copies from us first, this may be the quickest method listed for US orders, and we get a tad more profit this route as well.
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Send your Name and Address (printed so that I can read it, or you don't get a book. Don't worry though, if I can't read your name, I won't cash your check either, but seeing as how I can't read your address, I have no means to notify you that I can't read it, and you are stuck not knowing anything, but praying that your wonderful book arrives on time. Please avoid all this by PRINTING NEATLY, and if you can't, run to your nearest computer or typewriter and try typing it.) plus $10 per book and $2 shipping and handling to:

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Harley Robertson
3274 Bunker Hill Rd.
Lake Charles LA, 70611
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Checks and Money Orders only, Please do not try and mail me cash because I am not responsible for any strange six-fingered postman that has a nose for green. For out of the U.S. orders, you are responsible for all shipping fees and looking it up, until I figure out how to do it. Send $10 per book plus however much it is going to cost me for the international shipping. You probably won't be able to figure the exact cost, but give your best guess and add $2. If you over-shoot (I really am honorable, honest) I will include a check for however much it was with your shipment. If you don't send enough, then I'm not quite sure how I will handle it. If the book is ahead in sales (which I doubt it will be) I may eat the cost. Most probably I will ask for a check for the actual cost, or for whatever the difference was. The best thing would be e-mailing me with enough information so that I either know, or can find out the cost.