409A good cleaner so I've heard, but not something you want to see on a webpage.

Yes, that's right, you've tried to go to a page that doesn't exist!
You new around here or something?

Try one of these, they may work a bit better:

Scribe Designs - In older times a person who wrote or re-wrote other's ideas into a presentable form were called 'scribes'. In present times and on-line, we are called 'webmasters'. No matter which you prefer, if you are seeking for someone to develop a presentable on-line presentation of your business/ideas/books/goods/other material, then you have no need to look any further.
The Alliance of Mortov - An alliance for the on-line game Utopia, which is based more on role-playing than organized attacks.
Archflambeoth - The Dreamworld created by Sparrow Hawk,The Master Storyweaver. It includes mainly Prose, Poetry, and Stories, but it is a good place to visit regardless of what you wish to find on your journey.
Bibliolog - A book review. A review of books. A review of book reviews. Well, maybe not that last one.
Calcasieu Women's Shelter - A shelter for women.
The City of Mortov - A Role-Playing forum, based on the world of Utopia.
Family and Youth Counseling Agency has been serving the needs of Southwest Louisiana since 1970. It is a not-for-profit, United Way, and community supported agency providing individual and family counseling services, business and industry support, and children's advocacy.
The Poetry Link Exchange - A FREE service provided for webmaster with Literature related sites. This banner exchange includes NO click-thru ratios, all banners are displayed at random.
In Search of a Soul - A weblog that showcases the very best of the types of designs you could expect from Scribe Designs, with an entirly new and fresh look every time you turn around.
Someplace New - Something weaved, Sometime soon, Somewhere Sparrow's.
UnderEarth - A new gaming world in the process of being created by the Scribe Designs crew. We're in need of some artwork, so if you're an artist please check this out.
Voices Behind the Bricks - a collection of 10 oral and written histories as told by veterans who own engraved bricks at Veterans Memorial Park, Lake Charles, Louisiana.